Above, arguably the most pointless sign ever. I discovered it on a wall in the corner of Market Square where everything is just modern brick and concrete. ‘Near this spot were the town’s instruments of punishment etc.’ They’re not there and probably haven’t been there for centuries and I wouldn’t want to see them even if they were there. Odd.
Anyway, so I get asked what creature I would least like to be out of all the creatures there are. I say, the mackerel at the back of the massive shoal. They say, ‘why?’ I say ‘think toxic things’. Surely that must be obvious to anyone. Seems not.
I worked in a café for a short time after uni. There was a customer there who respectfully held doors open for women, a good thing. He seemed obsessive about it though, always on the lookout for more women to hold the door open for. He’d sit by the door in anticipation. I wondered if his life would be complete if he got the gig as doorman at The Ritz Hotel.
I started off this blog back in October with this experimental, sample based song. It’s slightly weird. If you missed it first time round here it is again. Hope you all, including Rexie the Cat, like it;
I’ll be back after the holiday. In the meantime, HAVE A HAPPY CHRISTMAS.
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